The Giant Whirlpool of Suck
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This page celebrates and archives the parody site that was active on maelstromcomics.com for a couple of months, a site known as the THE GIANT WHIRLPOOL OF SUCK.
You can read the whole story of TGWOS [HERE].
Note that this is presented as parody, and as such is protected speech, and should not be taken seriously. No copyrighted work of Maelstrom Media is used here that I am aware of.
Post 1 – (Welcome)
Welcome to the Giant Whirlpool of Suck!
mael·strom
ˈmālˌsträm,ˈmālˌstrəm
a very powerful whirlpool; a large, swirling body of water. A free vortex, it has considerable downdraft
Are you being the ball? I don’t think you are. Be the Ball. Shananananananananananananananana
Tags :Dude!, Sweet Logo, This domain is fricken sweet!
Post 2 – (Coming Soon…)
Tags: Tiger on head, More to come!
Post 3 – (Up Next…)
Tags: Boobs in Space, That’s not a space gun!!!
Post 4 – (Guess Who?)
Tags: I know, Metal Trading Cards!, I’m Suddenly Hungry For Something With Hot Sauce…
Post 5 – (We Also Offer Postcards, Buttons, Stickers, and Shit!!)
Tags: Lots to Offer, But Wait, There’s More!
Post 6 – (Metal Trading Cards!)
Tags: Sausage Fest,More to come!
Post 7 – (Sheena Recolored)
Tags: Tiger on head, Aren’t Tigers from Asia, not the Amazon?
And that’s about it, Moby hopes you have enjoyed this parody archive of the
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