The Giant Whirlpool of Suck

 

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This page celebrates and archives the parody site that was active on maelstromcomics.com for a couple of months, a site known as the THE GIANT WHIRLPOOL OF SUCK.

You can read the whole story of TGWOS [HERE].

Note that this is presented as parody, and as such is protected speech, and should not be taken seriously. No copyrighted work of Maelstrom Media is used here that I am aware of.



Post 1 – (Welcome)

Welcome to the Giant Whirlpool of Suck!

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 mael·strom

ˈmālˌsträm,ˈmālˌstrəm

a very powerful whirlpool; a large, swirling body of water. A free vortex, it has considerable downdraft

Are you being the ball? I don’t think you are. Be the Ball. Shananananananananananananananana

Tags :Dude!, Sweet Logo, This domain is fricken sweet!



Post 2 – (Coming Soon…)

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Tags: Tiger on head, More to come!



Post 3 – (Up Next…)

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Tags: Boobs in Space, That’s not a space gun!!!



Post 4 – (Guess Who?)

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Tags: I know, Metal Trading Cards!, I’m Suddenly Hungry For Something With Hot Sauce…



Post 5 – (We Also Offer Postcards, Buttons, Stickers, and Shit!!)

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Tags: Lots to Offer, But Wait, There’s More!



Post 6 – (Metal Trading Cards!)

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Tags: Sausage Fest,More to come!



Post 7 – (Sheena Recolored)

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Tags: Tiger on head, Aren’t Tigers from Asia, not the Amazon?



And that’s about it, Moby hopes you have enjoyed this parody archive of the

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